Extra terrestrial lover

Alienation
I love taking road trips...I think this is one way I am able to have such great memorable stories. :) if you do not take a chance then you will always wonder what if. I hate to wonder what if. So I choose to take chances by doing so, that often means doing something I probably should not do.
One year for my birthday I decided to buy myself an iPhone as a gift to myself. I had one service in which is I did like, but they were not iPhone friendly at the time so I had to switch services. When I switched services I ended up finding out that this particular phone company actually has the hottest phone reps compared to everyone else. Bonus for me every time I "needed help" with my new phone I planned on getting. I met this fellow and he was very handsome and gwedo like, which seems to be my trend lately. Lol. He was about normal height...five something. He had very persuasive eyes that were some mysterious blueish green color. Of Course he was sexy, because he was always in a button up and always wore colors that made him look really tan as well. I gave him brownie points because he was not afraid of wearing pink and could pull it off. He was very handsome, which he knew but he did not have that asshole attitude that usually comes with a good looking guy. He was flirtatious, handsome, in shape and I wanted to bang him (I think he could sense it too).
The AT&T guy became friends...really good friends. I would stop by the mall and pass him after leaving victoria's secret on purpose so he would see that I was a loyal customer of Vicky's. :) We would chat here and there if he was free then one day he invited me on a "date". I was excited!! He seemed like he had good intentions. He said we he had training all day and then when he was done we could go to Dave n busters and have some fun he would take care of dinner, games, drinks, and gas (which any guy should be the one paying anyways). The catch...I would have to meet him out in Cleveland Ohio...oh vey! To go or not to go. Why couldn't we have hung out when he got off of work in Toledo? Ugh...in Cleveland we would be focused on one another and I would not have to worry about running onto my other boy toys while out. If I recall correctly his words went something like,"Live a little, what do you have to lose?"
Well he was right. What did I have to lose? So I did choose to go...what the hell was I thinking!?! I drove in the fu*kin rain to "find out" what was going to happen?" Hell I knew what was going to happen and I'm sure you do too! Ha ha. He left training early and we met up at his hotel room. He was very scrumptious looking and to my surprise "need to change" for us to go out. Instead of going to Dave and buster and all that mumbo jumbo he told me while we were in Toledo to get me there...we skipped the "date." Instead we went straight out to the bar...he knew exactly what he was doing and had me captivated by his charm. We went out to a few bars, got really drunk and our chemistry was getting stronger the more we drank. Towards the end of the night, after getting to "know each other" he leaned in and kissed me at the bar. Omg, let me tell you, it may have been because I was drunk but as soon as our lips touch...my world stopped and I was head over heels.
We decided to wrap up our night and head back to the hotel. Typical. Every red light he grabbed me and made out every chance he could and it was intense. I knew that this sex was going to be amazing...I could feel it! We arrived at the hotel room and he had jumped out of his clothes and then ripped me out of mine. I can not even describe how heated and intense this experience was. When I seen his penis...I honestly was not impressed. I guess you could say he was average size. Even though his manhood was not big...he did make it up by giving me an amazing oral favor. We had tons and tons of foreplay then he got into his pants pocket and ripped open a file packet. My first thought was thank god because I wasn't thinking and did not during any condoms. The second thought was.." You fucker, you were totally planning on getting in my pants." Frankly I obviously let him. So we had sex and it was going okay, I'm on top and he tells me to pull his nipples hard...he gets off by his nipples. So I pull at them and bite them... Next thing you you he is screaming,"ahhhh. Ahhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh." I freak out and thing what the fuck is going on!?! He was yelling like an alien monster was coming out of him!!! It took everything in me to NOT BUST OUT LAUGHING. That was the biggest turn off I have ever experienced in my life. Wow!!! After that I stayed the night we went to sleep, he left to finish his training and I left and went home back to Toledo. My whole way home I could not understand what the fuck happened!?! After that I never wanted to see him again because I was embarrassed for him. Of course I had dinner with my girls shortly after to share me story :)